"Ummmm... There is no Polywog. It says here she was a Guppy."
"So is she a Guppy?"
"Well, did she pass her test?"
"There is no record of her test."
"She was tested though, I guess you can sign her up for Guppy again"
Then came the first day of swim and Naomi had a breakdown. She passed her Guppy test and she refused to join her class. So I went to the front desk and asked to move her up a level to "Fish". Apparently I could only do this 2 weeks before the class started. So after walking out of the first class and spending 2 days on the phone with three different people, I finally managed to change her class assignment. You'd think I was trying to bring down the whole organization by switching my daughter from Guppy to Fish. Now twice a week I sit in the corner by the pool and try not to look anyone in the eyes while I draw in my sketchbook. I honestly feel like I was caught trying to steal a stack of boogie boards.
In other news...
Tonight we are going to see this...
I'm so excited!!!